WTF? #1

Okay, another short one.

I was just making my online application for my provisional driving license and one of the pages just made me boggle. Here it is for your amusement:


It might not be immediately obvious what's so stupid, so I'll point it out.

Firstly, #8.
Angina (heart pain) which is easily brought on by driving
Right, correct me if I'm wrong here but how would you know? This is a provisional license, so in theory I should never have driven before. Therefor how would I know if it's easily brought on by driving?!

#12.
Narcolepsy
WTF? You want to drive when you just randomly fall asleep?! Are you nucking futs? Do you WANT to kill people? God almighty.

And lastly my favourite, #14. We know what they mean, but let's look at it.
Brain surgery
Do I have this condition? Yes, I'm currently filling this form in while having brain surgery. "Excuse me Doc, please hold still in there; you're making me tick the wrong box. You didn't see my password did you?"

So there we go. Who'd have thought a government for would have had stupid stuff in it?
Oh wait. Everyone.